And you are? :

[billy]

I've lost my younger self along the way.
The eyesight's gone, but when I do not know
and where it went I couldn't rightly say.

What hair I had has upped and gone astray
but not the short and curlies down below
I've lost my younger self along the way,

my shrivelled penis doesn't swing or sway,
it disappeared and can no longer crow
and where it went I couldn't rightly say.

As problems shrink in size i have to weigh
forgetfulness, my memories run slow.
I've lost my younger self along the way.

I used to fantasise; a blonde buffet--
the joy of sex departed long ago,
and where it went I couldn't rightly say.

The girls, the games, and how we played each day
at kick-the-can or ringolevio.
I've lost my younger self along the way,
and where it went I couldn't rightly say.

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i counted memories as mem-o-ries